New Year's Resolutions

It's that time of year again. When everyone makes a promise, or promises, of self improvement. When people declare that in the coming year, they will change themselves for the better! New Year's Resolutions are like pinky promises. You can't break them. Right?

Anyway, despite the fact that I obviously don't require much self improvement (that's a joke people…lighten up) I've decided that I should make not one, but fourteen New Year's Resolutions. Why? Because it's 2014…get it? I didn't think it was very complicated but I figured I should explain it just in case.

Got to love Calvin & Hobbes.

Alright, here we go!

1. Shave regularly! As much as everyone loves my beard, it gets reallllllyyy itchy.
2. Find a four leaf clover.
3. Learn how to juggle.
4. Earn my C2014!
5. Meditate.
6. Win the lottery.
7. Vote for the first time ever! Candidates, feel free to start taking me out to lunch in order to win my vote.
8. Run 1/26th of a marathon.
9. Stay more up to date on current events. Especially the ones involving reality television stars.
10. Read more often. I feel I have less time to read for fun the older I get.
11. Stop snacking on chocolate chips whenever I get hungry.
12. Make the right decision when it comes to college…whatever that may be.
13. No more procrastinating! Haha yeah right.
14. Blog more often!

Alright, I've told you mine. What are your New Year's Resolutions?